The new Barca kit
So hideous. I’m really happy about it.
Manuel Neuer won the Champions League as far as I’m concerned.
The only good thing about this is David Luiz and his #enjoygeezers shirt.
Ok I lied. THIS GAME IS RIDICULOUS WHAT THE HELL.
Will resist the urge to liveblog this entire final for the sake of my followers. I would ruin your dash.
